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鍵盤(pán)俠|禁止在湖馬罰球大戰(zhàn)插播籃球賽！第一批文班黑粉誕生

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【賽后帖】本場(chǎng)比賽文班亞馬犯滿(mǎn)離場(chǎng)，斯瑪特關(guān)鍵時(shí)刻發(fā)球失誤送出球權(quán)，尚帕尼造成犯規(guī)后關(guān)鍵絕平兩罰不中。最終，湖人118-116馬刺險(xiǎn)勝過(guò)關(guān)。

雙方數(shù)據(jù)：

湖人（7-2）：東契奇35分9板13助5斷2帽、艾頓22分10板2帽、斯瑪特17分5板5助、八村塁15分2板、海斯9分4板1助、拉拉維亞8分6板1助、范德比爾特5分2助、克內(nèi)克特3分1板1助、布朗尼2分1板、史密斯2分

馬刺（5-2）：文班亞馬19分8板3助、卡斯?fàn)?6分5板8助3斷、索漢16分2板、瓦塞爾15分3板4助、尚帕尼14分7板、巴恩斯14分6板3助、凱爾登12分2板1助、沃特斯6分1板、奧利尼克4分4板3助

湖人馬刺一戰(zhàn)引發(fā)國(guó)外球迷瘋狂吐槽，評(píng)論精選如下：

[–]SpursLurkerFlash

Lakers gutted out an ugly win. Spurs still have lumps to take and learn from. Having said that - 82FTA, 3 hours, with like 25% of the time being actual basketball. ??

馬刺球迷：

湖人勝之太不武，我刺成長(zhǎng)要交租；

罰球八十四，比賽仨鐘頭，實(shí)戰(zhàn)兩成五，熬完只想吐！??

[–]LakersPalifaith

I can't believe they sneaked a basketball game during tonight's FT shooting contest.

湖人球迷：不敢相信他們居然在今晚的罰球大賽里插播籃球賽！

[–]SupersonicssloBrodanChillosevic

Of course the best way to showcase the two brightest stars of the NBA's future was to call 66 fouls and shoot 84 free throws. What else could we possibly have asked for?

超音速球迷：聯(lián)盟這波操作真絕了！未來(lái)門(mén)面亮相夜，裁判硬是用66聲哨子+84個(gè)罰球，給咱辦了場(chǎng)“犯規(guī)博覽會(huì)”！咋的，這是怕球迷不認(rèn)識(shí)罰球線，專(zhuān)門(mén)搞個(gè)專(zhuān)場(chǎng)教學(xué)啊？

[–]ThunderBeastnoscope

this game birthed the first wemby haters becus I hate EVERYONE involved in this atrocity

雷霆球迷：這場(chǎng)比賽催生了第一批文班黑，因?yàn)槲液捱@場(chǎng)垃圾比賽的每一個(gè)人！

[–]Lakersredaka00

Think it's fair to say that we all lost from watching the refs take over that game...

湖人球迷：承認(rèn)吧，看完裁判控場(chǎng)的比賽，所有人都被拿捏了……

[–]NuggetsTogglea

Does this post game thread have a foul

掘金球迷：這賽后討論帖該不會(huì)也被吹個(gè)犯規(guī)吧？

[–]LakersDuskuser

Flagrant foul for ending the game before the 8 hour mark

湖人球迷：比賽沒(méi)打滿(mǎn)8小時(shí)就結(jié)束？惡意犯規(guī)！

[–]CanadaMeta4ors

Marcus Smart just gave Lakers fans a heart attack

球迷：馬庫(kù)斯·斯馬特剛才差點(diǎn)把湖人球迷嚇出心臟病。

[–]tommos

JJ about to go on a killing spree in the dressing room.

球迷：JJ·雷迪克回到更衣室怕是要大開(kāi)殺戒了。

[–]LakersDaBusDriva2

Game is not over. Refs have 0.000000001 tenths of a second left

湖人球迷：比賽沒(méi)完！裁判還剩0.000000001秒可吹！

[–]LakersOk_Raspberry7374

66 foul calls. Fucking incredible.

湖人球迷：66次犯規(guī)吹罰，真特么離譜。

[–]Ayjel89

The refs didn’t get the memo that this is Wemby and Luka on national television

球迷：裁判是沒(méi)接到通知嗎？這場(chǎng)可是有文班亞馬和東契奇的全國(guó)直播啊！

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen

This game was bizarre as fuck lmao

湖人球迷：這比賽抽象大師都得喊爹！

[–]NaturalOk9231

84 free throws, man. 84.

球迷：84次罰球啊，大哥！整整84次。

[–]AlwaysGoodVybes

What a horrible product, refs were awful both ways. Just not an enjoyable watch with all these whistles.

球迷：這比賽質(zhì)量太辣雞了，裁判兩邊瞎吹。哨聲響個(gè)不停，看得人抓狂。

[–]LakersDJ_27

Lost in all of the chaos of tonight's refball, Luka has been incredible on defence to start the season

湖人球迷：別被今晚這判罰亂局騙了，東契奇本賽季開(kāi)局的防守簡(jiǎn)直不可思議。

[–]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n

I know they won, but between Marcus Smart and Jake Laravia, who does Luke choke out and which one gets JJ?

火箭球迷：雖然贏了，但在斯馬特和拉拉維亞之間，你猜東契奇會(huì)掐死哪一個(gè)？JJ·雷迪克又會(huì)對(duì)誰(shuí)下手？

[–]tommos

Hey, at least it wasn't Jaxon Hayes this time. Can you imagine if it was Hayes instead of Smart that did that? JJ would have gone on a killing spree right then and there.

球迷：嘿，至少這次不是賈克森·海斯。你能想象要是海斯干了斯馬特這事？JJ·雷迪克當(dāng)場(chǎng)就得血洗更衣室。

[–]Ranjith_Unchained

Smart played excellent all game and he almost negated everything with the boneheaded play at the end

球迷：斯馬特全場(chǎng)打得賊好，結(jié)果最后那個(gè)無(wú)腦操作差點(diǎn)把一切全毀了。

[–]Wizards35chambers

possibly the worst game of basketball i have ever seen

奇才球迷：這大概是我看過(guò)最爛的籃球賽。

[–]Rocketsbigtice

This game seemed like it was going to boil down to who was going to foul out first -- Luka or Wemby. The answer was Wemby. Lakers won. Of course, it wasn't without drama with Smart with a puzzling inbound violation and a less than a second foul to potentially send the game to overtime, but a missed free throw saves that from happening.

火箭球迷：這比賽就看東契奇和文班誰(shuí)先犯滿(mǎn)畢業(yè)——答案：文班。湖人贏了。當(dāng)然，戲劇性拉滿(mǎn)：斯馬特謎之發(fā)球違例，然后不到一秒犯規(guī)送對(duì)手上罰球線，差點(diǎn)進(jìn)加時(shí)，結(jié)果罰球沒(méi)進(jìn)。

[–]Maverickspilfecapskcab

Just how do you fucking trade Luka?? FUCK

獨(dú)行俠球迷：你們TM是怎么舍得交易走東契奇的？？？淦！

[–]LakersExpensive-Salad-7828

Make your free throws, kids

湖人球迷：孩子們，好好練罰球吧。

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888

lmao, ridiculous last few seconds

公牛球迷：哈哈哈，最后幾秒太魔幻了。

[–][LAL] Alex CarusoSDas_

Unsustainable as a viewing experience

湖人球迷：再也不想看這種球了。